Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Dear Team USA,

A boy has a childhood dream to become an astronaut. That boy's mother tells him to shut up and clean his room. That boy grows up, becomes a Pepsi® delivery driver and has a knack for eating garbage food. That man has a friend (works at a copy store that rhymes with Stinkos) who also loves garbage food. Together they form a blood pact to tour the great city of St. Louis in search of "The One." Of course I'm talking about the great American slinger.

The world's greatest breakfast food, believed to be first assembled by an escaped lunatic, consists of hash browns, breakfast meat, two eggs, chili and preferably topped with cheese and onions. Our search begins soon and invite you to stay for the wheelchair ride of your life!


Tony and Tim

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